My Keen Knife

mens-rights-activia:

annethecatdetective:

whats-left-of-the-assassins:

abbythecatlover:

chubbymon:

portentouscatastrophe:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy crap this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

holy I’m trying this

Okay, I normally don’t do these but I’m kinda intrigued.

circa 2012 tumblr strikes again

ladyofwinterhell:

Sara Gilbert opens up about the emotional roller coaster she went through when discovering her sexuality while dating Johnny Galecki [x]

Look, you can talk shit about Big Bang Theory, but if you ever talk shit about Johnny Galecki I will come for you.

Charlie Sheen smokes crack live in a web-chat and they make him the highest paid actor on television.

An 18-year-old black person smokes a blunt and he is unfit to live.

I see you white power.

Comedian Greg Blackshear (via sonofbaldwin)

Not to mention Rob Ford still being allowed to hold office after admitting to a crack addiction and alcoholism, tackling a representative, etc.

(via browngirlblues)

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

dat1talldude:

onlyblackgirl:

"OMG you’re so dark"

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"So where in Africa are you from? Nigeria? 

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"Make sure you marry a light skin man/woman or your kids will be too dark"

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"You should tone down the bright colors, it makes your dark skin stand out too much"

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"You’re actually cute for a dark skin girl/guy"

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*Insert midnight/disappearing in dark joke here*

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Fuck everyone that has something negative to say about dark ppl. Dark skin is beautiful

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs