My Keen Knife

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

these gender rolls taste disgusting

anewbirthlotus:

blasianxbri:

MESSAGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

☑️

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

modernday-siren:

dynastylnoire:

bellecosby:

mishamansoor:

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

nah it’s a generalization and it’s pretty annoying to see people complain about racism and sexism and then laugh at things like this

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OMG THEY COME IN COLORS!

which is ironic because I thought they didn’t SEE color..

hiphopfightsplaque:

cutebabe:

nooneneedsfeminism:

THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there 

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

mens-rights-activia:

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

I’m glad to be more cultured than an entire nation

Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
Men's Rights Activist: ....
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Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...

not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

"Like do you not realize you sound like an asshole?"